If you’re a person who has ever tried Tootsie Rolls and you gave them away to trick-or-treaters last night then you’ve failed as a human being.
I’m done talking about Tootsie Rolls now, but talking about Halloween has reminded me of the time my niece, Maria, came home with a can of custard in her bag. Someone clearly forgot it was Halloween and decided to empty the cupboard. Apparently the guy made her choose between a can of custard and a can of spaghetti hoops.
That’s the custard in the corner of the picture.
A short while later I was babysitting her and she asked if she was allowed to eat her custard. I said yes because I’m a horrible adult, so she ate a can of custard with no cake or anything to put it on. Does it count as acceptable if she was happy?
Here’s Maria this year. I had to post this picture because she’s so cute.
To my knowledge she didn’t get any custard or spaghetti hoops this year!